Editor's Essays

	Let Us All Stand, Cheer and Hand Our Wallets, Intact, to the Unemployed By Ari L. Noonan @ 8:00 AM July 21, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays My close friend Barack Obama — we must be tight if he feels comfortable enough to reach into my pocket every week and remove my money that he smilingly redistributes to “working Democrat families” — cannot be accused of foregoing some campaign promises. read
	Sandy Banks Makes Another Bum Guess By Ari L. Noonan @ 5:00 PM July 13, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays If you can envision two aging, exceedingly unattractive, grossly overweight tattooed ladies, with butch haircuts, greasing their entire skin-flapping bodies and then engaging in a winner-takes-all two-day sumo wrestling match, you understand what it is like to read another puerile essay in the Los Angeles Times by Shallow Sandy (I Used to Hold up) Banks. read
	The Fastest Way to Get Your Name into the Newspaper By Ari L. Noonan @ 5:00 PM July 12, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays I was driving back to the office from an errand around noon today when a radio commentator announced that America’s Longest Running Unemployed Faux Celebrity, the very, very Rev. Jesse Jackson, compared LeBron James to a slave. read
	Job Advice for Chief Pedersen By Ari L. Noonan @ 3:00 PM July 09, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays Police Chief Don Pedersen was the subject at our spirited coed breakfast table discussion this morning. read
	How the L.A. Times Reports Obama-Sensitive News By Ari L. Noonan @ 5:00 PM July 08, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays Over at the Los Angeles Times, the left-wing ideologues who dictate policy, look upon Andrew Malcolm as the crazy aunt who sleeps in the doghouse and isn’t allowed inside when company comes. read
	Meet Obama’s Achilles Heel, with the Thundering Accent on Heel By Ari L. Noonan @ 4:00 PM July 06, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays Re “Panthers Who Made a Clean Escape” read
	How the Good, Ol’ Deep South Keeps Prejudice Breathing By Ari L. Noonan @ 5:00 PM June 23, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays If Nikki Haley is elected governor of South Carolina in November, I believe she will soar into the primary tier of Republican Presidential candidates for the ‘12 election — against President Bumbles or Hillary. read
	A Glorious Day to Hate and ReHate By Ari L. Noonan @ 5:00 PM June 22, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays Surely few would disagree with the assertion that the state of Israel is the most deliberately misunderstood plot of land on earth. read
	The Shame of the Rosenberg Case By Ari L. Noonan @ 4:00 PM June 18, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays Fifty-seven years ago tomorrow night, just after 8 o’clock Eastern time, there was a terrible albeit understandable, miscarriage of American justice: read
	Why Obama Can’t Even Win With a Lefty Agenda By Ari L. Noonan @ 5:00 PM June 17, 2010 Found in: Editor's Essays Still much too early for him to admit it, but The Spill is President Bumbler’s dreamed-of scenario. read