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Let Us All Stand, Cheer and Hand Our Wallets, Intact, to the Unemployed


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My close friend Barack Obama — we must be tight if he feels comfortable enough to reach into my pocket every week and remove my money that he smilingly redistributes to “working Democrat families” — cannot be accused of foregoing some campaign promises.

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Sandy Banks Makes Another Bum Guess


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If you can envision two aging, exceedingly unattractive, grossly overweight tattooed ladies, with butch haircuts, greasing their entire skin-flapping bodies and then engaging in a winner-takes-all two-day sumo wrestling match, you understand what it is like to read another puerile essay in the Los Angeles Times by Shallow Sandy (I Used to Hold up) Banks.

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The Fastest Way to Get Your Name into the Newspaper


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I was driving back to the office from an errand around noon today when a radio commentator announced that America’s Longest Running Unemployed Faux Celebrity, the very, very Rev. Jesse Jackson, compared LeBron James to a slave.

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Job Advice for Chief Pedersen


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Police Chief Don Pedersen was the subject at our spirited coed breakfast table discussion this morning.

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How the L.A. Times Reports Obama-Sensitive News


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Over at the Los Angeles Times, the left-wing ideologues who dictate policy, look upon Andrew Malcolm as the crazy aunt who sleeps in the doghouse and isn’t allowed inside when company comes.

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Meet Obama’s Achilles Heel, with the Thundering Accent on Heel


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Re “Panthers Who Made a Clean Escape

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How the Good, Ol’ Deep South Keeps Prejudice Breathing


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If Nikki Haley is elected governor of South Carolina in November, I believe she will soar into the primary tier of Republican Presidential candidates for the ‘12 election — against President Bumbles or Hillary.

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A Glorious Day to Hate and ReHate


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Surely few would disagree with the assertion that the state of Israel is the most deliberately misunderstood plot of land on earth.

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The Shame of the Rosenberg Case


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Fifty-seven years ago tomorrow night, just after 8 o’clock Eastern time, there was a terrible albeit understandable, miscarriage of American justice:

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Why Obama Can’t Even Win With a Lefty Agenda


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Still much too early for him to admit it, but The Spill is President Bumbler’s dreamed-of scenario.

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