Anti-Trump’er Cries Uncle When Honored

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While President Trump may take a bow this morning for trying to avoid the latest London massacre by the latest crazed Islamist, the boys and girls at Orange Coast College think more like the Muslim killer, as in:

Destroy all who disagree with you.

A month ago, you may recall, the Costa Mesa community college embarrassingly made news (“Student Victim of OCC Liberals Needs Help”)

It banned a student who filmed a rant by his nutty left-wing professor after Mr.Trump defeated Hillary What’s-Her-Name?

The school and Ms. Nutty Professor wreaked their juvenile revenge the other day when Ms. Nutty was named OCC Faculty Colleague of the Year.

During her little-girl outburst, the aging 66-year-old intemperately spat out the undisciplined notion that Mr. Trump’s victory was “an act of terrorism.”

Dipping deeply into her dark bag of classroom voodoo, and flashing her long-missing good taste, the petulant professor declined the honor from her fellow left-wing screwballs.

It is believed that all traditional standards for such an honor were discarded so the Nutty Professor could be saluted.

As a professor of human sexuality, it remains unclear whether she qualifies under either human or sexuality.

Orange Coast’s executive director of college (but not political or intellectual) advancement spoke for the Nutty Professor.

Doug Bennett said that Olga Perez Stable Cox – semi-professional collector of surnames – wanted to avoid repeating the national attention that should have blackened her fading reputation after the student’s video went viral in December.

Sympathetically, Mr. Bennett said that “I respect the idea” that the radical educator and part-time red-faced commentator “wants the commencement to be about the students graduating, not about people who are mad at her.”

Originally, Her Highness accepted the award.

But, said Mr. Bennett, when Her “was told all the things that go with the award, she decided not to accept it.”

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