A Burned-out Politician Sets a Race Fire

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Standing on a lonely corner

Starved for adulation, one of Culver City’s angriest and least serious leftist politicians, not known for his original thinking, posted himself on a social media street corner the other morning.

He was celebrating his recent election as president of the leftists’ New Shoestring Tiers Club.

Emulating a latter-day Howdy Doody (there is a resemblance), the failed office-seeker asked passersby to agree with him that The New York Times’s desperate editorial, “If Stephen Paddock Were a Muslim,” was a bullseye.

“Sob, sob,” said our wimpy politician, “sob, sob, if Paddock, sob, had been a Muslim or a man of color (other than pink or green or white), “the media would have treated him differently.”

Grammar aside, the mouthy hometowner, suffering terminally from a deficit of attention, joined his fellow leftist racists in their newest chant.

“Race is the hot card, baby,” he said, carefully confining himself to single syllables. “What if Paddock had not been white?”

With his imagination on vacation, the politician stopped there.

Last week leftist racists, chasing gun control the way a dog pursues a stopped car, were thumped for the 75th consecutive time trying to capitalize on a tragedy.

They were forced to change horses.

Leftists’ typically nonsensical, heavily unfocused campaign for what they call “gun control,” sank into the gutter because they haven’t found a lefty shrewd enough to design a plan.

Leftists’ tiresome gun control campaigns regularly are repelled, easily, by Second Amendment advocates.

The members of the angry politician’s New Shoestring Tiers Club have no idea what the Second Amendment says or why it was enacted.

When they memorize the answers, they can come back.

We will point out the fallacies in what passes for their thinking.

The erstwhile (and that bothers him) politician and the Times concur:

If the mass murderer in Las Vegas had not been a paleskin, as our indigenous ancestors demeaningly used to say, by thunder (a favored indigenous phrase), he would have been treated the way other colors of people are.

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