We May Arrest You Unless It Hurts Your Feelings

Ari L. NoonanBreaking NewsLeave a Comment

A normal man swings his head forth and back over the sheer daily silliness of the Los Angeles Times’s desperate accusations against President Trump and his administration.

The radical left Times is the chief perpetrator of hate and bias in Southern California.

A normal man must, however, monitor their puerile hysteria because of their influence. The Times is the only newspaper of consequence in the region.

Lies and exaggerations about the Trump presidency darken most pages daily in the A section.

As has become common in the left-wing fake news industry, objective reporting is a fatality at the Times where the motto is “Slant or get canned.”

Without a breath of competition, the Times has an open field to roam, and how they trampled morality, common sense and the law in Sunday’s lead screed in the op-ed section.

Pulling on its little-boy clothes to justify its bad-is-good argument, the newspaper contended that all illegal aliens are not equal.

If you commit a really, really, really bad crime on top of your original lawbreaking, well, maybe you deserve a penalty – as long as it does not break up your family or hurt your feelings.

In defense of sanctuary cities, the Times argued that if an illegal alien has sneaked across the border, straightened up and lived here “for a long time,” he should not be deported because, as every G-d-fearing child is taught, you deserve to be free if you outlive your crime.

The Times’s formula:

  • If you do a crime but elude the law, mazel tov. You deserve to remain a free man the rest of your life, a tribute to your cleverness.
  • If you are an illegal alien but have “deep roots” in your community, the Times says you should not be apprehended.

Remember the good, ol’ pre-Trump days when it was against the law to commit a crime?

Gone.

Free message from the Times to Mexico, South and Central America and all countries with majority Muslim populations:

Y’all come.

Sneak through underground or overground.

Don’t pay attention to the president.

He is against crime. We are not.

“It’s mean-spirited, costly and unnecessary” was the strongest argument the Times could mount in opposing deportation of illegal aliens. It breaks up families, and ain’t that a self-inflicted shame.

If you illegal and commit murder, keep track of the number. The Times is working on a line of demarcation.

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