Swish Obama, the first open racist to win the presidency, struck a fresh — but hardly novel — blow for deceitfulness last week.

As a glory-starved liberal who has basked in a euphemistic life, Swishy resurrected a rhetorical relic that shined a light on his congenital dishonesty.

Bathing daily and deeply inhaling the stultifying waters of euphemisms, the Obama Circus issued two threat-based –do it or else – directives at separate branches of the education community.

The 14,000 school districts were ordered to let the several dozen (?) transgender students use any bathroom they want. Otherwise, Swishy will cut off their federal funding.

Was that a mass flush I just heard?

Swish’s second directive surely was filched from a dead-end comedy writer.

His fellow liberals have been forced to crawl under a desk and devise dozens of euphemisms when normal people revolt against their scams.

This time the Obama brats outdid themselves.

Swish has been telling us for eight years that Americans, and especially our justice system, are racist. For proof, the ex-druggie says, with a straight face, that blacks are being imprisoned disproportionately to their share of the population just because they committed crimes.

As you know, before sentencing, all federal judges now are required to consult a Washington data base. If imprisoning the black criminal/repeat offender standing before judges would qualify as disproportionate to his race, the man must go free.

Last week’s second Swishy directive was aimed at colleges. The presumption was that they don’t know any better than the Swishy Brat Brigade that thinks up these juvenile pranks.

Education “Secretary” Johnny King “discouraged” colleges from asking applicants whether they are convicted criminals.

Why would you want to know that?
Only if you care whether the slimy thug might be tempted to blow up your campus, making it glow in the dark.

Here is the punchline that verifies the double jeopardy of Swish’s thin mind and thin skin:

A pamphlet accompanying the scary King mail threat said that if a university accepted a criminal as an undergrad, he only was to be referred to as a “justice-involved individual.”

In the Clown Obama Hall of Puerile Fame, this will take its place alongside golden oldie euphemisms such as climate warming global change, women’s health (abortions), workplace violence (Islamic terrorism), and if-you-like-your-health-insurance-you-may-keep-it.