A bulgy woman with more hair on her wrist than on her unattractive head has made a silly equal opportunity game of becoming a fireman in New York.

Because she is black and a girl, Choe Doirin-Holder was allowed to graduate from the Fire Academy in New York  even though she had flunked numerous tests.

Clumsy Choe, a hefty 40 years old, has tried three times to turn herself into a fireman.

Two years ago she flunked out.

Last year she hurt herself.

This time, through political pressure from City Hall where Billy DeBlasio is favored to win the title of Whackiest Mayor in the USA, the Fire Dept. had no choice but to push her through to graduation.

As clumsy as she is unattractive, Choe Babe lasted 10 days into her appointment before literally falling all over herself.

Choe Babe’s graceless competence has been in question from her rocky start.

Dismounting awkwardly from a fire truck the other day, Clumsy Choe missed a step. Buckling, she landed on her left foot, fracturing it. More importantly the floor was undamaged.

Injured on duty, she is eligible to receive three-quarters of her $81,000 salary tax-free until she heals — or trips over her considerable self again.

Meanwhile, Little Old New York probably will burn down if Clumsy Choe ever morphs into an authentic fireman.

Don’t you love compulsory diversity?

Naturally, the Fire Dept. of New York declined to discuss its embarrassing fireman flop.