I pray to the highest corner of liberal-free heaven that the number of mass shootings of Americans increases in the final 75 days of ’15.
Else when we will ever have a chance to watch red-faced leftists lift themselves off their welfare couches and stamp their patent leathers over the darned state of freedom that gun owners are enjoying.
Leftists are funnier than a “Seinfeld” or “Everybody Loves Raymond” rerun.
If liberals were this serious about finding a job, unemployment would be at an invisible rate.
I digress.
Since the Oregon shooting – on ahem, “a gun-free campus” – the boys and girls on the left have been unable to coordinate their scare statistics with each other over which lies to foist off on us Rubes this time.
USA Today, a hard-left newspaper, chortled last week that guns kill 30,000 Americans every year, just as many, claimed this fount of truth, as automobiles. Therefore, concluded USAT’s academics, guns should only be sold to a tiny knot of harmless people while the rest of us flood car showrooms and purchase new model’s to kill next year’s 30,000 victims.
Then there is the flailing editor of the Jewish Journal. (Please, God, make him a Lutheran, an atheist, a Presbyterian, a gun owner, anything but a Jew because he is an embarrassment to the Jewish people.)
The flailing editor, who must have missed USA Today last week, solemnly wrote with all the ginned up insecurity of a left-wing wannabe:
“Guns kill 12,612 people each year in this country.”
The flailing editor, whose favorite song is “Time on My Hands,” indicated that, by thunder, he counted every gun victim in America on his fingers. His pencil broke.
Hardly any scene is more comical than hard leftists who can’t make their fictional statistics mesh…is it 12 or 30, boys?
Sunning himself this morning in the Failure Room at the White House, President Obama stamped the dust off of his Florsheims and said, “I will be thinking of new gun laws as soon as Assad gets rid of his chemical weapons in Syria – or as soon as Tehran signs my Iran Deal.”