While drunken members of the Black Lives Matter and Others Don’t movement fiendishly celebrated their latest media triumph over America this weekend, two notable persons required medical assistance.

Molly Fiske of the Los Angeles Times billed her employer for an extra five jumbo jars of back rub after twisting herself into a stale puzzle to avoid black criminal attack on law enforcement as the latest characterizing the last black criminal attack as the latest black criminal attack on law enforcement.

Pete Eisler of USA Today billed his employer for a month’s worth of chiropractic sessions to swivel his backside into alignment for committing the same lie Jolly Molly uttered.

The left-wing Times and the left-wing Today have been idolizing trashy black men who attack whites and vilifying law enforcement officers ever since Aug. 10 of last year when the punk Mike Brown in Ferguson assaulted a cop and deservedly died.

Last Friday in Houston, you may have heard, a black lifetime criminal gunned down a uniformed sheriff’s deputy, destroying the father of a 12-year-old and a 15-year-old.

The worthless criminal was black. The innocent deputy was white.

This sorely troubles leftist journalists who believe blacks are born to be victimized by slave-minded whites.

Jolly Molly scribbled 25 paragraphs about black Shannon J. Miles executing white Darren Goforth – after a year of uneducated black extremist yippies galloping back and forth across America, crying “we are victims.”

Jolly Molly forgot to note that Shannon Baby is black.

For tactical reasons, the Times only pictured Sheriff Goforth because he was white, hoping not to arouse suspicions.

The story rated A-7 Sunday morning in the Times. Had Shannon Baby been shot by the white deputy, it not only would have made A-1, the Times would have ordered its delivery drivers to stop and announce the news to each subscribing household.

Since USA Today does not have a Sunday edition, Petey had the whole weekend to create his own fairy tale. No hint that either man is a color of the rainbow.

Meanwhile, the uneducated members of Black Lives Matter and Others Don’t prepared to attack their next city as victims of racial prejudice.