Hand Me Peanut Butter So I Can Smear Somebody

Ari L. NoonanBreaking NewsLeave a Comment

Mr. Anschutz

First of two parts

Next to merciless mockery, the favored pastime of liberals in the fake-news media is smearing the reputed spotless reputations of men and women holding opposing social and political views.

Congenitally incapable of engaging in debate, liberals’ faces redden as they go to instant, permanent war.

Decorum is stabbed to death, a homicide they never count.

Democrat honesty has been dead longer than George Washington.

Unhesitatingly, liberals throw fists at Republican women, and they kick Republican men in the groin.

Smear — that is their crude, easy-to-memorize battle cry.

With an axe in one hand and a battering ram in the other, The New York Times, leader of the faux-news boys, crept up behind Supreme Court nominee Neil M. Gorsuch on yesterday’s front page.

Instead of knocking on the door, the reporters, well-named Chuckie Savage and Julie Turkewitz, knives out, knocked on Judge Gorsuch’s head.

He’s a Republican, isn’t he? His reputation deserves to die, Ms. Turkewitz and Mr. Savage belched.

My guess is that after reading the Times’s literary assault on her husband, Mrs. Gorsuch refused to sleep in the same bed with her husband last night.

The Times was so convincing in charging that a man who does right is wrong. Being liberals, they couldn’t remember why.

The Times’s brutal beating of a decent man – by everybody else’s account – opened, creepily even by liberal standards.

After portraying Philip Anschutz, a “secretive” Republican billionaire – gad, a wealthy man. He must be evil – even a dead man would have known the frequently lying newspaper was going to murder the so-far spotless Mr. Gorsuch because he believes differently from liberals.

What an affront.

The sissy reporters said, again creepily, that Mr. Gorsuch was “drawn into (Mr. Anschutz’s) orbit” – merely because both men have spent their lives in the same state, Colorado.

As even liberal children know, it is a sin for anyone, especially a Republican, to associate with a billionaire, especially a “secretive” billionaire.

Protect me from wealthy Republicans, daddy.

(To be continued)

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