A Restrained Ode to Ms. Bass

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Ms. Bass

On the 187th anniversary of the publication of Mary Had a Little Lamb:

Midway through her fourth term in Congress, Culver City patiently waits to derive any detectable benefits from continually electing U.S. Rep. Karen (Oh, It’s Nothing) Bass.

As a mature woman of grace, enviable articulation and admirable self-discipline, Ms. Bass is setting strikeout records in Washington where Democrats deem self-control sinful.

Ms. Bass, who stores her seven years of Congressional achievements in a thimble, has been unrestrained in her criticism of President Trump because he is white and Republican. This from the race-obsessed I Am a Victim woman who routinely saw a racist motive in critics of President Obama.

Shortly after President Trump was nominated last summer, Ms. Bass, practicing badly needed restraint, urged/demanded him to undergo a psychological exam for his “personality disorder.”

After the election, Ms. Bass underwent delicate surgery for removal of the final vestiges of her self-control.

To prove the operation was wildly successful, Ms. Bass sought to openly demonstrate unswerving loyalty to her extremist minders.

She declined to attend President Trump’s inauguration out of fealty to American hate groups.

In another step toward her lifelong dream of never entertaining an original thought, Ms. Bass patiently waited 22 days before joining the radical chorus calling for President Trump to be impeached.

Here is what she said on Facebook:

Here is a citizen’s Trump impeachment method. The Rules of House of Representatives stipulate citizens can initiate the process. A Missouri citizen (Luke) used this to impeach a federal judge. Help spread the word.
https://impeachforpeace.org/cgi-bin/diy.cgi?Trump

#ImpeachTrump #dumpTrump #Trump #theResistance #CalltoAction #Resist #POTUS #NoFascistUSA

 The long suffering, or insufferable, Ms. Bass is back in the news this morning in her favorite role as one of Congress’s many Democrat welfare queens. She believes government should support everyone who chooses not to work and desires a life of couched leisure.

In that crooked spirit, Ms. Bass employed harsh language in characterizing President Trump’s just-announced budget. She fears it could force welfare recipients to work for a living, an odious concept to those who choose to be poor.

“The President’s ‘stop deciding to be poor’ approach to the budget is a fundamental misstep that would permanently cripple the most vulnerable communities in the short run and erode our country’s international leadership in the long run,” Ms. Bass decided. Her statement outlived her attention span by 27 words.

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“The President’s ‘stop deciding to be poor’ approach to the budget is a fundamental misstep that would permanently cripple the most vulnerable communities in the short run and erode our country’s international leadership in the long run. By proposing vicious cuts, budget director Mick Mulvaney and the rest of the Trump administration are baiting low-income Americans to look the other way as the administration sinks a knife into benefits needed to survive. No one chooses food stamps over a job. No one wants to be poor, but based on recent quotes from the budget director and the presentation of this budget, it seems like the President fundamentally believes otherwise.

 

“Among the litter of broken promises already dispersed en masse by this tragically inexperienced administration, perhaps most egregious are the violations within the document that was just released. Despite promises to protect Medicaid and other services, the proposed budget slashes $800 billion from Medicaid, $192 billion from nutritional assistance, $272 billion over all from welfare programs, and bars undocumented immigrants from collecting the child and dependent care tax credit all to make room for the president’s devastatingly unnecessary border wall.

 

“This is the President of the United States turning his back on our nation’s poor and daring them to survive on their own.”

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Media inquiries:  Zach Seidl – Zachary.Seidl@mail.house.gov

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