An ignorant, undisciplined flamethrower, coldly calculating Erin Aubry Kaplan is the worst kind of black racist, an intentional professional fake victim.

Her latest inartful screed, in yesterday’s op-ed section of the Los Angeles Times, “A Southern Man in the White House,” reminded you of a wild-haired, shabbily attired old lady standing, tilted, on a balcony, screaming madly at passing birds.

Wearing a teeth-baring smile, she lavishly bathes in culturally toxic waters, periodically emitting banshee sounds.

Writing as if she were high, her rancid blatherings would not be worthy of comment if the Times had not given her a platform again yesterday.

Denied the gifts of reflection and maturity normally expected of those who have attained her age, the point of her high-pitched belting is as difficult to discern as her IQ.

She last was seen going berserk four months ago shortly after President Trump defeated Hillary.

Sadly, that tortured piece failed to exhaust Ms. Kaplan’s generous supply of anti-white insults against Mr. Trump.

Disdaining orderliness as the fodder of fools, the mindless rambling of Ms. Kaplan this time kept skidding into treasure troves of trash.

Her unsteady writing and uneven thinking evidently were on purpose, forcing seduced readers to run to the sink by the time they gave up digesting her ugly wordage.

Ms. Kaplan is to black racism what George Wallace was to segregation – a disgusting, pot-stirring perpetrator of perilous nonsense that black and white gullibles will swallow.

Like a flying DDT sprayer, Ms. Kaplan creeps into unsuspecting communities and drops racist stink bombs.

Her unresolved anger and her viciously immature hatred flow like vomit from her writings.

If you were to be in her presence, wear a fire retardant suit. Her mission appears to be stoke animosity between and among races – not original, but then neither is any bad person.

Oh, yes, her fakery.

Although she writes like someone who was raised in the woods and is anticipating her first pair of shoes, in real life she is much more sophisticated, we are told.

But she scribbles to appeal to the crude, down-home, undereducated manner of her target audience.

In the wake of the Trump election, she tested her fiction skills:

“Seeing our historical gains dissolve at the whim of white rage is all too familiar for black folks, which is not to say the last two months haven’t been a shock.”

Huh?

If you enjoy thorns for breakfast, you may digest the hate-crammed words of Ms. Kaplan.