Does Race Really Matter to Young People?

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Ms. Thomas

First of two parts   The silly, routinely deliberately inaccurate New York Times was found lying face-down in the sandbox yesterday. Caterin’ today to low-rent readers who believe it is elitist to acknowledge that any English word should end in “g,” the Times looked around the room.  Only peace and quiet. Disgusting. Calm does not sell newspapers. Chaos does. Well-cooked … Read More

West’s Limbaugh, Born to be a Leader

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Dr. Limbaugh

Second in a series   Re “A Texan Settles in at West L.A. College” Whatever West Los Angeles College asks Dr. James Limbaugh to do during his presidency, he won’t hesitate for two reasons: As a first-born and as a Leo, “I always am anxious to do more,” he says. Chances are he long ago mastered the task, however, challenging, … Read More

How Can We Have a Teacher Shortage?

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When last we beat this dead horse, we learned that California has a teacher shortage, no matter how many teachers we hire. Something about a distinction between “filling vacancies” and solving shortages. This morning we went a step beyond, discovering that we can lay off almost 2,000 teachers and still have a teacher shortage. How to explain this apparent paradox? … Read More

Donna’s Nasty Secret Remains a Secret

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Ms. Brazile

Here is how lightly bald lying – repeatedly in print and on television – is taken by the exposed Democrat party. Bloody and brawny brawler Donna Brazile is one of the hardest headed partisans in liberal politics, where bottom-rung competition is fierce. Like a loyal liberal, she detests everyone who disagrees with her panoply of uninformed opinions. Seldom mistaken for … Read More

A Texan Settles in at West L.A. College

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Dr. Limbaugh

First in a series West Los Angeles College’s sixth president in seven years figures to slow down the merry-go-round, bringing a very different resume from his predecessors. Immediately, you sense he is distinct from the rest of the field. The distinguished Dr. James Limbaugh is a soft-spoken Texan, one of the few times in American history that phrase has been … Read More

For Lillian Fisher, The End, but Not Really

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Mrs. Fisher, with My Love

This loving memory was written by Peggy Fisher. See pdf below Pdf A Lamed-Vavnik* has fallen. My mother, Lillian A. Fisher, was born in Brooklyn to Polish immigrants on the first day of spring, March 21, 1922. Lillian lived by the same advice she gave others: “Everyday accomplish three things: “Learn something new, “Have humor, and “Do a Mitzvah (good … Read More

Killing Trump Is a Laughing Matter to Liberals

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The pathetically disgusting scene liberals think is funny

Second of two parts Re “Hand Me Peanut Butter So I Can Smear Someone” Why I am trying to love liberals: An alleged person named Snoop Dogg, accent on the second syllable, recently escaped from an institution and shot a video in which a caricature of President Trump, called Ron Klump and garbed in a clown suit, is assassinated. Death … Read More

I’m Always Covered When I Swim

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Mr. Ebsen’s pool goes under cover

It was 70° this morning when I entered my above-ground pool. The temperature of the water was 86°.  Finally, no pool-heater gas was needed. In these past winter months, from November through February, my gas-operated pool pump has turned on each morning automatically at 6:30. In just one hour and 30 minutes, my pool was heated to 86°.  There is … Read More

Hand Me Peanut Butter So I Can Smear Somebody

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Mr. Anschutz

First of two parts Next to merciless mockery, the favored pastime of liberals in the fake-news media is smearing the reputed spotless reputations of men and women holding opposing social and political views. Congenitally incapable of engaging in debate, liberals’ faces redden as they go to instant, permanent war. Decorum is stabbed to death, a homicide they never count. Democrat … Read More

A Jewel Is Born on a Summer Night

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Summer McBride with her youngest children

Based on her broad and deep responses Tuesday night, Summer McBride may be the most qualified person to join the School Board since Eve and Adam became homeowners the other millenium in a garden called Eden. To be clear – before being less clear: Based mainly at El Rincon Elementary, this remarkable mother of five not only has children in … Read More